starring Phelorelei Phelee

My mom tole me dat if efur a kitty wouldda been a blonde if she was human, it was me. I'm not sure what she meant by dat. Unless she had Lorelei Lee in mind, cuz I does luff diamonds! Any time a kitty goes into a Tiffany's, I can hear celestial bells. If I goes in one myself, my head goes Boooiiiinnnnnggg! Dis is my purrfurmance of my song.

Da French are glad to die fur luff, dey delights in fighting dew-els.
But I purrfurs a boy dat liffs and giffs me sparkley jew-els.

A kiss on da paw kinda makes mew feel shiffury,
but diamonds are a girl's best friend.
A kiss wif yer whiskers can make mew all quiffury, but it doesn't last,
dem boys go past all runnin fast,
Dey gets fears and disappears, and mew's no spring kitten in da end.
But roundy or pear shape, dem rocks don't lose dere shape,
diamonds are a girl's best friend.

Dere may come a time when yer nine lives are showing,
den diamonds are a girl's best friend.
Da birffdays pile up and da grass keeps on growing underneaff your feet,
it's not no treat cuz youth was sweet.
Get dat ice while boys are nice, while yer charms make dem stammer and bend,
Just bat yer eyes, dat's a word to da wise, cuz
diamonds are a girl's best friend.

I've heard of affaires of da heart and romances,
but diamonds are a girl's best friend.
A girl works so hard just to get boys to dances all dressed up and proud,
she's onna cloud but he ain't meowed.
Flirtin's good, did all I could, but it won't change a thing in da end.
Purrposals get stiff knees, just listen fur ... Tiffany's!
Diamonds! Diamonds! I don't mean rhinestones, but
diamonds are a girl's best friend.

And more entertainment!

E.T.'s Song Purrformance

Ginger's Song Purrformance