Official Internet Profiles Page of Les Girls

This is our "Profiles" page, from which you can learn lots more about us. Howefur, we are going to let Mom do all the work, since she has decided to put all of us on the same page! Mrrowrr!



Name: BamBam


        Full name: secret name known only to her for most of her life, which I do not have permission to divulge.
        Nicknames: BB, Pooh Bah or LB (Lard Bucket)
        Age: 18 (in human years, 88)
        Weight: I am instructed to say "None of your business".
        Description: Domestic mediumhair tri-color tabby, hazel eyes, full-figured.

        BamBam will be BB on the following list of vital statistics.

Name: Mewsette


        Full Name: Misty Mewsette Chantoo
        Nicknames: Mewsie, Pitty Sing, Your Majesty.
        Age: 14 (in human years, 72)
        Weight: 7 pounds if she just ate.
        Description: Domestic longhaired calico, silky long hair, green eyes, tall and willowy, drop-dead gorgeous.

        Mewsette will be MM on the following list of vital statistics.

Name: Phelicity


        Full name: CH Birnanza Phelicity Marie Dauphine of Bluangels
        Nicknames: Pish Tush, Princess, Angel Pie, Babycakes and numerous others too silly to mention.
        Age: 8 (in human years, 48)
        Weight: 7 pounds of angel dust.
        Description: Show quality Bluepoint Birman, fluffy longhair, blue eyes, petite.

        Phelicity will be PMD on the following list of vital statistics.

Vital Statistics

Occupations

BB: Hair Relocation Specialist
MM: Water and Sanitation Inspector/Catsumer Advocate
PMD: Freelance Projectile Carpet Design Artist

Former Occupations:

BB:
Mother
Psychiatric Counselor
Screen Demolition Engineer
Official New Food Taster
Official Old Food Taster

MM:
Fashion Model
Rodent Hunter
Safari Guide
Travel Agent
Fur Beautician
Official New Catnip Pad Tester

PMD:
Beauty Contest Show Entry
Language Teacher
Answering Machine Receptionist
Upholstery Redesigner
Human Sitter
Official New Toy Tester


Talents:

BB: Dramatic Actress
MM: Opera Singer
PMD: Ballet Dancer

Hobbies:

BB: Eating
MM: Talking
PMD: Birdwatching

Most proficient in:

BB:
Eating
Staring

MM:
Pouting
Acrobatics

PMD:
Hiding
Purring

Most Indulged Activity:

BB: Heavy sleeping
MM: Light napping
PMD: Intermittant snoozing

Area of in-house expertise:

BB: Food bowl reduction
MM: Rodent patrol
PMD: Human control

Politics:

    BB: Democrat (Everyone shares equally but I get mine first.) Secretly: Pacifist
    MM: Libertarian (Total freedom from human meddling, cats do as they please.) Secretly: Monarchist
    PMD: Republican (Doesn't like anything to happen that hasn't happened before.) Secretly: Theocrat


Foreign Languages spoken:

BB:
Ozarkian
Jellicle-ese

MM:
Latin
Greek
Egyptian
French
Norwegian
Italian
Arabic
Gaelic
Acappella
Fortissimo
Crescendo
Texanese

PMD:
Hindustani
Tibetan
Thai
Cambodian
Burmese
Chinese
Japanese
English

Reading level:

BB: Cat magazines in English
MM: Ancient hyroglyphics and Sanskrit
PMD: All sacred middle-eastern languages used in temples.

Purr Levels:

BB: 2 db with snorts
MM: 4 db with sighs
PMD: 39 db with echoes

Specialty "Looks"

BB:
The disdainful sneer
The "How dare you!"

MM:
The hurt-feelings sniffle
The "How could you?"

PMD:
The wide-eyed ingenue
The "How dumb do you think I am?"

Nemesises. Nemesii. Whatever.

BB: Other cats
MM: Dogs, children, men, veterinarians
PMD: Dogs, vacuum cleaners
Preferred Treats:

BB: Anything edible specifically not allowed.

MM: 1. Chicken liver lightly sauteed in bacon grease, served room temperature in a porcelain dish shaped like a cat's head.
2. Sardine in canola oil, no tomato.
3. Fresh raw steak carefully minced and served bleeding.
4. Cheap grocery store variety of smelly tuna cat food, one tablespoon from newly opened can.
5. High quality (most expensive) deli sliced ham, two tidbits.
6: Anything she just killed herself.

PMD: 1. Gerbers lamb baby food meat.
2. Cooked chicken from mom's plate.
3. Cooked lamb chop from mom's plate.
4: Medium rare steak strip from mom's plate.
5. Tissue paper.

Gifts at coexisting with humans:

BB: Tolerance, patience, resignation.
MM: Persuasiveness, tenacity, superiority.
PMD: Objectivity, adaptability, cooperation.

Hospitality quotient:

BB: Immediate welcome of any person with a free hand to pet.
MM: Immediate disappearance and no sign she lives here unless the visitor stays over three days.
PMD: Initial shyness, followed by reserved but genuine friendliness, only to those who deserve it.

Most uncat-like trait:

BB: Sympathy
MM: Absolutely none
PMD: Sharing

Best qualities

BB: Loyalty
MM: Lovingness
PMD: Everything

Worst qualities:

BB: Sneakiness
MM: Jealousy
PMD: None. Nada. Zip.

Truly gifted in:

BB: Expressing contempt or disgust
MM: Expressing unhappiness
PMD: Expressing what she wants

Best illustrated philosophy of life:

BB: "In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."
MM: "Cats were worshipped as gods in ancient Egypt. They have never forgotten this."
PMD: "A house without a cat is not a home."

So say Les Girls:

BamBam, huffy, puffy and grumpy old Senior Catizen;
Mewsette, narcissistic, hedonistic aging beauty and Pure Cat;
Phelicity, fluffy, sparkley little angel of a Cat.

So say we all.

    This concludes the Official Profiles. Now, of course, you will want to return to:

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