Phelicity: Dis is da furry street one of my Birman ancestors liffed on. His name was Antoine.
Ginger: Maybe we can find his house!
E.T.: Dey are all close in nice neat rows. What's da number, fifty-eight?
Phelicity: Yes .. dat's juss about how many years ago he liffed here, too. Can mew imagine?
Ginger: It does look like furry old houses. Dey's elegant, too.
E.T.: Dat's sure a long time ago. But we'll find it.
Phelicity: It's here! Oh my, I'm walkin in the same place Antoine walked!
Ginger: We could follow our noses to here. Oh my, dis is sniff heaven.
Phelicity: Can we get some flowers to take back to da hotel? I knows dey won't last, but.....
E.T.: Well, sure we will! Girls in Paris should always get flowers.
Ginger: *whispurr* He's so sweet. Lookit dat boy ofur dere. He's flirtin wiff us.
Phelicity *whispurr* I knows, isn't he cute? Let's swish our skirts when we walks.
E.T.: Let's take dese back to yer room, an ... okay, what's all da swishin about?
E.T.: Wowies, here it is! Da Notre Dame Cathedral.
Phelicity: I heard about dis inna movie. Dis is where da hunchback almost threw Esmerelda off da top of it!
Ginger: Eeek! Really? I wonder how in da world he got up der!
E.T.: Well, inside der's .... huh? Esmerelda? What?
Phelicity: Sure! An he really luffed her, mew see, but ...
Ginger: I don't think he saw da movie. *mewgiggles* Can we go in?
E.T.: Sure we can, it's open. Let's go.
Phelicity: Good, I gots a crick in my neck.
E.T.: Dis looks like a nice bistro. Wanna stop an get lunch?
Ginger: Oh goodness yes, I thought mew'd nefur ask!
Phelicity: Let's get a furry French lunch! What's dis on da menu, Escar-goats. Is dat word goats?
E.T.: Nope, dat isn't goats. But I don't think mew girls want it.
Ginger: Why not? What is it?
E.T.: *whispurr*
Phelicity: Ewww. Let's get somethin wrapped in pastry, like dem room-a-lots.
Ginger: Dat sounds good. An some fromage. Dat soft, round kind wiff da shell.
Phelicity: Dat was brie. Maybe laters we can stop in dat fromage shop, too.
After lunch....
E.T.: Wanna go see da Bastille?
Phelicity: What's da Bastille, a bait shop?
E.T.: Well, it's a furry tall tower...
Ginger: Like da Eiffel Tower?
E.T.: No, not dat tall, but round and smooth. And inside, der's dungeons an stuff.
Phelicity: What?? Eeeeek!
E.T.: It was da scene of a great battle a long time ago.
Ginger: Oh my...ummm...how bout mew go see da battles an dungeons...
Phelicity: ...an we go shopping on da Rue .. uh ... whatefur dat Rue is.
E.T. goes to the Bastille
E.T. Wow, dat was spectacular! I better not tell da girls about da dungeons. Or about da gift shops! I wonder how many dresses dey bought by now. *gulp* I better get back an find dem.
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