E.T.: Wanna go in here? Da menu has good snacks, besides wine. Ginger: Yeah, let's get some French wine an some .. what's a fromage? Phelicity: Well, it comes wif a baguette... ummm ... dat's dem long things in da bakery. E.T.: Mew left da French dictionary in yer room, huh? Da picture looks like cheese. Ginger: Mmmm, I luff cheese! An dis is sooo creamy! It's called Breee Phelicity: Ooooh, an da wine is a purrty pink. Dis is vin rose'. E.T.: I hope dey got nipz beer in Paris. Ahh ... yup. Ginger: Da waiter said da bag-ette is wet! Phelicity: I doesn't want a wet one, I wants it dry. E.T.: I think da waiter was juss pronouncing it right. Mewhehe! Ginger: Real French perfumes! We haff to go in here! E.T.'s in da coin shop across da street. Phelicity: I luffs perfumes! I had one called Efening in Paris once ... I wonder .... Ginger: I like da purple bottles, but da scent of dis pink one is toooo heafenly. Phelicity: Ooooh, yes...smell dis one. It's swoony, an da bottle is efen bluuuue. Ginger: Dey haff boys' colognes, too. Should we get one fur E.T.? Phelicity.: Oh, absotootly! Dis one is niiiice. I hope he likes it. Later.... Phelicity.: We can see da River Seine from here. E.T.: Let's go fur a taxi ride an see it better. Ginger: My goodness, a whole river right thru da middle of da city! Phelicity.: Wowies! Are we going ofur dat bridge? E.T.: Yup. Hang on, Paris taxi drivers are wild. Ginger: I noticed dat. *mewgiggles* Phelicity: Look! Look! Dis restaurant is called da Dauphin! It's named after my papa, too! E.T.: Well, mewhehe! dis must be da purrfect place fur dinner. Ginger: Look, da sign says it was built at da turn of da century. Da one befur dis one. Phelicity: Oh, it'll haff fantastique ambience, den. *mewgiggles* Ginger: It doesn't look old! Efurything in Paris seems to be real old but doesn't look like it at all. E.T.: Efurything smells good in Paris, too. Here's our menus. All of dis looks great. Phelicity: Merci! I hope da waiter asks if we wants Vin Rose' so I can say "oui". *mewgiggles* E.T.: I might get a filet, an Armagnac. But wiffout da hot prune pie. Ginger: Can mew belief all da wine bars an galleries an an markets in efury block? Phelicity: Yeah, we could stay here fur a monff an not see it all! I wonder ... umm .. if E.T. ...umm.... Ginger: Hmmm ... well, he got us roun-trip tickets, so I guess... *sigh* Phelicity: ...he isn't gonna let us stay in Paris furefur. *sigh* Let's eat our last pastries. Ginger: *munch* An da bistro singers! Voux le voux... I'm gonna be humming dat all night. Phelicity: Tomorrow night we might see dancers! E.T. said so! *munch* Ginger: I'm way too excited to sleep. *yawn* Phelicity: Me too, I doesn't know why I'm yawnie. *yawn* E.T.: Oboy, I finally got reservations to take da girls to da Moulin Rouge. Dey will be so excited! An I better watch close, or at least one of dem will be running up onstage to join da dancers. NEXT