E.T.: Dat's da biggest, tallest thing I efer saw!
Ginger: Ooooooooooohh.
Phelicity: Wowie-meows!
E.T.: I wonder if we can climb up in it.
Ginger: Uh ....not me. *mewgiggles*
Phelicity: Me neiffur. I gots a crick in my neck from lookin.
E.T.: Let's go ask.
Ginger: Eeek!
Phelicity: *gulp*
Ginger: So dis is da glass pyramid?
E.T.: Yeah, an da museum we wanted to see, da Louvre.
Phelicity: Da Loober? Dat's where all da pictures are, huh?
E.T.: An lotsa other good stuff. C'mon, let's go in
Ginger: We hadda leaf our tote bags in da room up front
E.T.: Dey are furry careful here. Dese pictures are real old, an priceless.
Phelicity: An statues, too, lookit. An da Mona Lisa is here.
E.T.: An maybe Napoleon.
Ginger: Oooh, I heard of Mona Lisa. Let's find her. An maybe Marie Antoinette?
Phelicity: I hope so, Marie's my middle name...an she was da queen of France!
E.T.: An Napoleon, I bet. He was........
Ginger: Is she da one wiff da big tall white wigs? Dey's amazing! *mewgiggles*
Phelicity: Yeah, an great big poofy gowns, dey was gorgeous.
E.T.: An efen Napoleon......
She has a furry mysterious smile. I bet she had a cat.
Hmm, what does dat smile remind mew of? ..It's kinda sneaky.
Yeah, like our moms gets when dey thinks dey's gonna giff us a pill.
Dat's it!!
Der's a dancing girl ofur here. Renoir painted her.
Oooh, lemme see.
What a purrty dress.
Here's anoffur... uh ... *blush*
Some of dese ladies doesn't got der clothes on!
Ooops. Let's go find da cat pictures.
Yeah.
An maybe Napoleon.
Ginger: E.T. wants to look at more pictures.
Phelicity: Yeah, cuz now dey's ships an battles an kings an stuff.
Ginger: But I knew I saw a bakery on da way!
Phelicity: An dere it is! Ooooh, let's go in!
E.T.: Hay, mew missed some good statues!
Phelicity: Dat's okay, we got lotsa elegant French pastries!
Ginger: Lookit, try dis one. It's called a Napoleon.
E.T.: Thank mew. Yeah, but I saw da real Napoleon. Well, kinda.
Phelicity: Oh, dat's good, he must be special if dey named pastries after him.
Ginger: I'd like to go sit somewhere. It's hard to eat pastries while I'm walkin.
E.T.: We can see da River Seine from here. Let's go see what we find near it.
Phelicity: I heard it's beautipurr dere... maybe der's a cafe nearby.
E.T.: What, wiff all dese pastries mew got??
Ginger: Well ..... we might need somethin to drink.
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