E.T.: Dey donut haff fancy hotels in da city of Purrz. I could only get a room in a boarding house. An no restaurants. Ginger: Dat's okay, we'll juss call Room Service. E.T.: No Room Service. Phelicity: Den we'll call out fur pizza. E.T. No pizza places. Ginger: Good grief, what kinda city is dat! *sigh* Phelicity: I guess it's juss a city wiff catacombs. *gulp* E.T. No complaints, mew promised. We'll be der in a few minutes now. I hope mew brought apurrpriate outfits fur an expedition here. E.T.: Here we are ... I said it was nuthin fancy. Phelicity: Dat's okay. We won't be here fur long, right? Ginger: I'm starffin. We didn't get a thing to eat on da plane. E.T.: Da boarding house has a dining room. Dey serve mutton stew. Phelicity: Mitten Stew?????? Stewed mittens???? Ginger: He said mutton stew. What on earff is dat?? Phelicity: I gots no idea. Does we wanna know? Ginger: Do dey haff a dessert cart? E.T.: I'll be sure to ask dem dat, mewhehe! E.T.: Dat's what yer going hunting in? Skirts? Ginger: Yup, dese are real safari outfits. Wiff pockets. Phelicity: We efen gotted da right hats wifout gettin too ugly, see? E.T.: Okay,... I guess. Did mew haff some mutton stew inside? Phelicity: No .. ummm.....ugh ..... we'll pass on dat. Ginger: I'm so excited! I can hardly wait to get started on da hunt! E.T.: It isn't far from here to da catacombs. Ginger: Dat sounds like a place to comb kitties, ouch. Phelicity: How big is da Mystic Purrstone, E.T.? E.T. Da stories say it's almost as big as a kitty's paw. Phelicity: Wowies! Does dey say what color it is? E.T.: I read dat dey think it's purple, but nokitty was sure. Ginger: Oooh, purple! Den it's meant fur us to find it! E.T.: I hope yer right. Let's load up an go. Take a lantern, you may need it |