March is strange enuff, but......Elections???

I wouldda liked to write about Spring, but it didn't come yet. Da winter is still all gray and cold out an dirty piles of snow where I liffs, so lookin out da windows is no fun. Dat's why I been lookin at da TV, which my mom turns on more dan she useta so she can yell at it an threaten to break it.

Has mew noticed dat da hoomans is haffin an election again dis year? My goodness, dey juss can't make up der minds I guess, cuz dey has dem alla da time. An dis one has been goin on since I was 14 an I'm almost 16 now an it's not nowheres near ofur!! Good grief!!

If dey would juss let us cats run things, it would be so much better, cuz we gots much more sense dan any hoomans. An when mew puts a buncha hoomans togeffur, all wiff diffurnt ideas, it's nothin but confusion out dere! An it's loud, an I doesn't like loud.

I'm a Repubicat, not no Dummacat. I rememfurs dat my auntie BamBam was a dummacat many long years ago cuz, as she splained to me, it meant efury cat gets equal stuff but she gets hers furst. An some cats was more equal dan offurs. Dat didn't appeal to me, on accounta I was liddle an young an purrty well figgered where dat left me.

On da offur paw, my sisfur Mewsette was a Libertaricat. She tole me dat meant efury cat does whatefur she wants, long as she doesn't hurt no offur cat, an no cats is allowed to mess wif her fur doin it. Dat sounded good to me till I thoughtied, what if a cat wants to jump off a furry tall building cuz she gotted so catnipped. Not furry wise, tho my sisfur was wise an knew better. Not efury cat does. So I heard dat Repubicats likes to keep things as dey was an not haf too many big fat cats tellin us all what to do an taking all our toonas. I'm a cat dat doesn't like fur anything to happen dat didn't happen befur, so I signed up to be a Repubicat.

Now, da purroblem is dis. I can't tell dem apart. Dey goes to stand onna stage an haff arguments. Dat's not what a stage is fur, it's fur singin an dancin on. Der useta be some diffurnt mans dat said diffurnt stuffs, dat didn't make my mom say bad words an look fur somethin to throw at da TV, but der isn't no more. Now der's 2 or 3, I'm not sure, mans an a woman (I think) an dey all juss says da same stuff. Ceptin why dey doesn't like each offur. Pooey. I doesn't like none of dem neiffur.

March is bad enuff when we doesn't efen got no green grass an flowers yet; does we gotta haff elections all year too???? I thought dem was in November so's dey could ruin efurykitty's Thanksgiffing wif it. *sigh* I really doesn't want my mom in such a bad mood from now to den. I would almost chew up da lectric cords to da TV so we didn't gotta see it no more, but my sisfur always tole me not to do dat cuz I'd get hurted. My sisfur was furry wise.

Hmmmmmm. Maybe I should go be a Libertaricat, too.