January, Da Mew Year Stuffs (shhhhh)

I gots a Mew Year's resofurlution dis year. No, I doesn't rememfur iffen I efur made none befur, so dat explains in case I efur made one an broke it, I juss forgotted. Honest.

Now dat I'm a much (much) (awfur much) older lady cat, it has come to my attenshuns dat I probably been a liddle careless wif my grammars an spelling lately. I didn't useta be when I had my sisfur wif me to correct me in da past, cuz she was furry strict bout such things an tole me to always sound well-educated, which I fur sure was!

Also, iffen a kitty doesn't speak English fur really truly, dey doesn't gotta worry bout der grammars. But mew see, I does speak English really truly. I speaks it to my mom wif whole lotsa words, she can tell mew. So dis makes it kinda impurrtant to use bedder grammars an propurr spellingses. Specially when I useta be a teacher. Honest. An my mom is purrty strict bout spellingses when it comes to hoomans! An she wasn't nefur no teacher, neiffur. Wowie meows, is she rude at hoomans dat can't spell, eek!

Also, I figgers dat when my mom hears me be so currect an propurr, she'll be so purroud of me dat I might get extra treats an bedder foods, like maybe a pork chop, steadda dat gunky stuff in all dem cans. Well, it doesn't hurt to dream. *sigh*

I speaks purrfect Cat, an Birmanese an Texanese an Rangoon an Tibetan, so I only needs to improof my English an make dat purrfect. I likes bein purrfect in efurrything. So dat's my furst resofurlution, I means Resolution, fur 2008. A year in which I'm gonna (eeek!) get efen older. Iffen I thinks of any more Resolutions, I'll let mew know. In Birmanese.