February, da monff of Romancies

I nefur has known why, but when a girl is infurested inna boy, dey say she has a crush on him. An since I'm a furry romancie kinda girl, I haf had plenny of ....urgh...crushes. Dey mewsually doesn't work out too good, since as mew can see, I still nefur had a wink. But I am quite da ladycat wif a past now, an I probly nefur will. I'll be a ..... urgh....spinster. I doesn't like dat word, neiffur, but what can I do.

Valentine's day in February always makes me sigh fur da lost chances fur romancies I had. But when I thinks back, I sure has had lotsa expurrience in matters of da heart. I was still furry young myownself, only about 7, when da furst boy came wooing me an wantin me to be his wink. I didn't like him, so I said no. Anyways, I hadda crush on his uncle. Bye bye.

Den when I was about 10 I picked out a purrfect boy dat I knew an was juss about to tell him when suddenly he gotted hogtied an dragged off by anoffur girl. So I nefur did. It was his loss. Den I spent awhile makin eyes at anoffur boy, but I wasn't furry serious an he got winked to a furiend of mine. Bye bye.

An alla a sudden a boy I knew came courtin, an it wasn't a good time cuz I was secretly in luff wif somekitty else. It's just as well, cuz da courtin boy was rude an unreliable, an I was happy to resist him. Specially since I was all wet an it was his fault. Bye bye.

So I went out wif offur boys but I could tell if dey wasn't gonna be aroun much an didn't want no wink. An I gotted a little more wise. I finally got a boyfuriend dat I really had fun wif an was startin to really luff, but he had to go to Rainbow Bridge. He was a special good boy an he's a luffly memory. But none of dem offurs is worff a memory.

So what does a girl do? *sigh* If mew efur figgers it out, let me know.