Phelicitiwiggle and Gingerhumm
by Phelicity Marie Dauphine

Phelicitiwiggle and Gingerhumm
Are furry fun cats, they say.
Phelicitiwiggle can wiggle all night
And Gingerhumm hums all day.

They dance ballet with fairy wings on
And sing for the kitty crowd,
And oh, they never run into walls
And are never, never loud.

They ride their ponies and take fun trips,
And bake fine desserts so yummy.
They're known far and wide as fashion plates
But they never, never show tummy.

They dine at the finest French cafes
And party with fine champagne.
They go shopping and roller skating,
And never get wet in rain.

They wear bright jewels and diamond tiaras
Befitting the highest queen.
They take long naps and dream of romance,
But they never miss a new scene.

Phelicitiwiggle and Gingerhumm
Are as real as the cat next door.
But if you love kitties and fantasy, too,
You know what they come here for.