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••••THERE IS SO MUCH BAD NEWS AROUND...BUT...THINK HARD??CAN YOU THINK OF ANYTHING THAT REALLY MADE YOU CACKLE LATELY???!!!....••••





????---WHAT IS THE LAST THING THAT MADE YOU LAUGH?••••


•••HERE ARE YOUR INNER THOUGHTS•••





---From ANDY:

IT IS THE CHILD IN US THAT GIVES US THE GIGGLES..SO IF YOU ARE NOT LAUGHING, IT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO CAUGHT UP IN THE WORLD AND NEED TO GET A BIT MORE OF THE JOY OF JESUS IN YOU....THEN, DON'T OVERDO IT BECAUSE THATS WHEN PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE NUTS!!!SEE...I BET I GOT A SMILE OUT OF YOU, JUST CALLING YOU NUTS!!!SO STRESS DOWN, PRAY MORE, AND FIND THINGS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY...THEN TAKE THINGS THAT ARE NOT SO SERIOUS....DON'T MAKE THEM SERIOUS...JUST HAUL BACK AND LET OUT A BELLY LAUGH THAT WILL SHAKE YOUR WHOLE HOUSE LOOSE....IT IS GOOD TO LAUGH....SO WHEN YOU FIND SOME HUMOR...DON'T HIDE IT....SHARE IT...AND GO AHEAD AND LAUGH....


---From JAKE:

EVEN WHEN I AM IN A SOUR MOOD, MY KIDS MAKE ME LAUGH. EVEN WHEN THEY DO SOMETHING WRONG, AND I GET UPSET WITH THEM. THEY KNOW HOW TO MAKE ME LAUGH....I HATE TO LAUGH WHEN I AM UPSET...AND THEN I THINK ABOUT MYSELF AND I HAVE TO LAUGH...NOTHING IS BAD FOREVER, SO I LAUGH NOW, AND WORRY ABOUT THE REASON I WAS UPSET LATER ...


---From DEBBIE:

MY PET, CAT, CLARENCE MAKES ME LAUGH....ESPECIALLY WHEN HE WAS ASLEEP AND I SCARED HIM AND HE JUMPED FROM THE COUCH TO THE CURTAINS HANGING...BUT NOT FOR LONG, BECAUSE HE IS AN OLD CAT AND PRETTY GOOD SIZE TOO...SO WHEN HE FELL, TRIED TO SHAKE IT OFF, I WAS LAUGHING PRETTY HARD....ANIMALS ARE SO FUNNY SOMETIMES.... ...


---From LINDA:

IT HAPPENED LAST WEEK...I HAD GOT UP GOT READY FOR WORK AND WAS STANDING IN FRONT OF MY BEDROOM MIRROR AND TALKING TO MYSELF IN IT....I WAS SAYING, MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE WALL....AND SMILING AND DOING ALL THOSE GOOFY THINGS YOU DO WHEN YOU ARE BY YOURSELF AND FOR SOME STRANGE REASON AS I STOOD THERE WITH MY SMILE HANGING, THE MIRROR CRACKED AND FELL TO THE FLOOR AND I AM THINKING...DID I DO THAT? THEN I STARTED LAUGHING, AND I KNOW I LAUGHED FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES....AND THEN I REALIZED I HAD A MESS TO CLEAN UP... ...


---From GLENDA:

I WAS POTTY TRAINING MY GRANDSON, WE CALL HIM TIG FOR SHORT...AND WE WERE GOING TO THE STORE SHOPPING AND AS WE GOT OUT OF THE CAR HE YELLED "GRAM, I REALLY NEED TO BATHROOM NOW..." I WAS TRYING TO LOOK IN THE DIRECTION OF THE CLOSEST ENTRANCE AND HE SAID....NEVER MIND....AND I LOOKED AND AND TWO CARS OVER FROM US WAS A DOG RELIEVING HIMSELF ON A CAR TIRE....AND SO HAD MY LITTLE TIG....ON OUR TIRE....I COULDN'T GET UPSET...I JUST LAID AGAINST THE CAR AND COVERED MY MOUTH AND HAD A GOOD LAUGH... ...


---From PETE:

I WAS SWEEPING OFF MY FRONT PORCH ON THE FIRST DECENT DAY WE HAVE HAD IN MONTHS AND HEARD SOME NOISE ACROSS MY STREET. MY TWO NEIGHBOR'S WERE TALKING LOUDLY AND SO I SORTA EAVESDROPPED ON THEIR CONVERSATION...THEY WERE BOTH LAUGHING HEARTILY AND I KEPT LISTENING AND I HEARD MY NAME MENTIONED....SO I LISTENED CLOSER....THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT THE WAY I SWEPT LIKE A WOMAN.....OK..NOW I WAS NOT INTERESTED I WAS UPSET....I PUT DOWN MY BROOM, AND STOMPED DOWN MY STEPS....AND STARTED TRUDGING AS QUICKLY AS I COULD TO MY MANLY DEFENSE WHEN I STEP RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF SOME DOGGIE DOO....YUK.....THEN I LIFTED MY FOOT AND I FEEL DOWN RIGHT THERE AND THEY WERE BOTH POINTING AT ME AND LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY...
WELL I WAS TOO UPSET TO BE UPSET SO I JUST LAUGHED ALONG WITH THEM AND I HAD TO KEEP DOING IT FOR QUITE A WHILE WHICH WAS DOUBLE UPSETTING.
NOT WANTING TO BE THE LOSER IN THIS BATTLE, I FINALLY YELLED, "YOU GUYS WANNA PIECE OF ME...." THEY LOOKED AND THEN CUT OUT WITH A BIG LOUD ROAR YELLING, "NO THANK YOU, YOU SMELL LIKE YOUR WIFE'S COOKING!!!" AND WITH THAT, I FELL DOWN AGAIN, AND HAD TO LAUGH ALONG WITH THEM, FOR THEY WERE RIGHT..AND I WASN'T ABOUT TO ADMIT THAT THE SMELL WAS DOGGIE DOO BUT ALSO I HAD BEEN HELPING MY WIFE WITH LUNCH THAT DAY....SO SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO LAUGH... ...


---From EDDIE:...

WHEN I WANT A GOOD LAUGH...I WATCH ANY OLD BLACK AND WHITE TV SHOW. THE EARLY COLOR SITUATION COMEDIES...ALWAYS DEPENDABLE---THE THREE STOOGES OR EVEN MANY EARLY CARTOON SERIES...NOW ADAYS, THE NEW STUFF IS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE....THEY RAN OUT OF FUNNY THINGS, NOW THEY ARE HURTFUL TO BE FUNNY, IN MY BOOK...THERE IS JUST NO HUMOR IN THAT AT ALL..... ...


---From MIKE:...

SOMETIME YOUR OWN MISHAPS ARE FUNNY, WHEN YOU LOOK BACK....LAST MONTH I WOKE UP AND I HAD 15 MINUTES TO GET READY FOR WORK....SO...BEFORE I EVEN CRAWLED OUTTA BED, I BEGIN TO FIGURE OUT MY STRATEGY. AND AFTER DOING THAT I HAD USED UP FIVE PRECIOUS MINUTES....SO I MADE A CALL TO MY OFFICE, AND THAT TOOK ANOTHER FIVE MINUTES TO GET THROUGH TO SOME ONE WHO REALLY MATTERED...THEN IT WAS A FEW MINUTES BEFORE I HAD TO CLOCK IN...AND I AM STILL IN THE BED MAKING PLANS, KNOWING I AM ALREADY LATE....SO I FINALLY GET UP...LOOK AROUND AND START TO PUT ON MY HOUSESHOES, WHICH GET CRUSHED UNDER ONE OF MY FEET SOMEWAY AND SENT ME DIRECTLY TO THE FLOOR. IT ALMOST KNOCKED ME OUT...I LAY THERE, CRYING, LAUGHING, AND SHAKING MY HEAD --WHAT ELSE CAN GO WRONG....? IT DIDN'T TAKE ME LONG TO KNOW....THE PHONE STARTED RINGING AND WHEN I PICKED UP IT WAS THE BANK AND I HAD AN OVERDRAFT....YIPES....WHAT A DAY!!!SO I CALLED BACK TO MY WORK AND THEY TOLD ME...."FORGET COMING IN TODAY, ANYWAY, DID YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS....? THEN I LOOK AT THE CALENDAR AND IT WAS MY DAY OFF....WOW....AND I HAD ALREADY WASTED AN HOUR OF IT, TRYING TO GET TO WORK ON TIME EVEN THROUGH I KNEW I WAS LATE...


---From TAMMY:...

I WAS AT CHURCH LAST WEEK AND THE PREACHER HAD JUST STEPPED UP TO HIS PULPIT AND WAS ABOUT TO SAY HIS FIRST WORD...WHEN HE SNEEZED AND BUBBLES CAME OUT OF HIS NOSE....IT WAS EMBARASSING AND HE WAS A LITTLE THROWN BACK....THE WHOLE CONGREGATION WAS TOTALLY SILENT EXCEPT FOR THIS "POOOOF" OF AIR AND A LOUD CACKLE IN THE BACK ON THE CHURCH. THAT IS ALL IT TOOK TO SET THE WHOLE HOUSE OFF. IT FINALLY BLEW OVER AND WE HAD A GOOD SERVICE AFTER ALL...




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