===chapter five===





WELL THE COLD DAMPNESS OF THE BERKSHIRE'S SLOW CLIMATE CHANGE, WHICH MEANS BASICALLY NOT MUCH SPRING...LED TO WAITING PATIENTLY FOR SOME WARM WEATHER....THE FIRST TO TAKE THE PLUNGE AWAY FROM NORTH STREET WAS HOLLEY AND ME.
WE LEFT FOR A FEW DAYS HEADED FOR THE MYSTIC PIZZA AREA IN THAT OTHER STATE I HAVE TROUBLE SPELLING....SO WE CALL IT CONNECTICUT AND HOPE MY PAST SPELLING TEACHERS DONT HIT ME ON THE HEAD WITH A GRADE BOOK...

WELL OCEAN BEACH WHERE WE ENDED UP WAS VERY NICE...HAD AN AMUZEMENT PARK FOR KIDS AND A GREAT SHADED BOARD WALK WITH SEATS ALL ALONG TO SIT OUT OF THE SUN AND WATCH ALL THE HAPPENINGS GOING ON...AS I SIT THERE WATCHING THE BOATS AND WATER AND PEOPLE STROLLING BY....I SORT OF DRIFTED INTO UPLIFTERLAND AND BARELY GOT THE WORDS OUT......
AFTER A FEW MINUTES OF WATCHING I COULD NOT TAKE IT ANY LONGER, I TORE MY SHIRT OFF AND REVEALED A SUPERMAN BIKINI SWIMSUIT UNDERNEATH AND RAN LIKE A BULLETT TOWARD THE WATER.....BUT AS I HIT THE HEAVIER SAND...I LANDED ON AN UNOCCUPIED BEACH TOWEL WITH A NICE UMBERELLA AND CAME TO MY DREAM SENSE -- NOT SURE IF THERE IS SUCH A THING, BUT ANYWAY, HOLLEY WAS RIGHT BEHIND ME AND SIT DOWN, AND RUBBED EACH OF US ALL OVER SO WE WOULD NOT BURN BUT JUST TURN THE ABSOULUTE PERFECT TAN COLOR FOR PALE AMERICANS AND WE DIDN'T GET A SLIGHT BURN AT ALL...

PEOPLE WERE WALKING BY AND THE "OOOHS" AND "AWEES" WE ALMOST EMBARASSING BUT WE HELD IN OUR BIG HEADS AND ENJOYED IT.....UNTIL I WOKE UP....

WE HAD WALKED OVER TO THE ICE CREAM STAND AND GOTTEN A LARGE SOFT SERVE CONE THAT HAD DRIPPED ALL OVER ME IN THE PROCESS OF TRYING TO GET THE FIRST COLD DELICIOUS LICK....BUT IT WAS GOOD...AND I DID MANAGE TO EAT MOST OF IT, EVEN THOUGH THE CONE WAS DISSOLVING RIGHT IN MY HAND DUE TO THE FAST MELTING OF THE THAWING CONFECTION...

WE MANANGED TO DO A BIT OF SHOPPING, WENT TO THE AQUARIUM THERE AND HAD A PRETTY GOOD TIME WITH EXCEPTION TO WHEN THE GPS MADE THINGS SO SIMPLE THAT THEY BECAME CONFUSING, ESPECIALLY IN THE BUSY PART OF THE DAY...

LATER ON THAT SAME SUMMER WE WENT BACK AND TOOK HEET AND T-REX WITH US, ATTEMPTED TO DO ALOT OF THE THINGS AGAIN AND WE SPENT ALOT OF TIME IN UPLIFTERLAND THAT TIME....FOR EXAMPLE:

GOING TO THE MYSTIC VILLAGE STORES WAS FUN, T-REX WAS MAKING FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE THAT PASSED BY, EVEN THE ROAMING GEESE THAT WALKED FREELY AND ONE LADY THOUGHT HE WAS SO CUTE THAT SHE BOUGHT HIM THIS GIANT RED SOX FLAG THAT HE CARRIED WITH HIM THROUGH THE REST OF THE SHOPPING TRIP.

OUR MOTEL THIS TIME HAD AN INDOOR POOL...THAT WAS GREAT....T-REX JUMPED RIGHT IN AND HEET TRIED TO STAY WITH HIM BUT COULD NOT KEEP UP WITH THE FANTASTIC STOKE IN THE WATER THAT HE ALMOST WAS GLIDING/WALKING ON THE WATER...HEET WAS AMAZED....HOLLEY WAS AMAZED ....AND I FINALLY OPENED MY EYES AND WE WERE HEADED HOME AGAIN....WOW VACATIONS GO BY FAST WHEN YOU TAKE DETOURS IN UPLIFTELRAND.....I GUESS I WILL HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE REAL PERMNANENT TIME WHEN I GET TO HEAVEN...WHEN I DON'T HAVE TO LEAVE...

IN ORDER TO GET HOME FASTER...WE LOGGED IN..UPLIFTERLAND.. AND OUR GPS FOUND THE GREATEST ROUTE....WOW...NO TRAFFIC, NICE AND COOL, AND ROADSIDE BATHROOMS CAME UP RIGHT ON CUE....WOW..IT IS GREAT TO GO TO UPLIFTERLAND WHEN YOU NEED A BREAK FROM THE TROUBLES OF LIFE...

I CAN'T WAIT FOR MY NEXT REASON TO GO THERE....I HOPE TO SEE YOU WHEN I GET THERE, TOO....


[The following Series is based on True Happenings, but may be changed from time to time, to enhance the reading of the story.
Written by Kenny Mitchell and ® 2009AUG by Uplifterland Ministries.]

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