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NEW STATE MOTTOS FOR 2003


Alabama:

Yes, We Have Electricity

  Alaska:

11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

  Arizona:

But It's a Dry Heat

  Arkansas:

Litterasy Ain't Everthing

  California:

By 30 Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

  Colorado:

If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

  Connecticut:

Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet

  Delaware:

We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

  Florida:

Ask Us About Our Grandkids

  Georgia:

We Put The ''Fun'' In Fundamentalist Extremism

  Hawaii:

Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

  Idaho:

More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

  Illinois:

Please Don't Pronounce the ''S''

  Indiana:

2 Billion Years - Tidal Wave Free

  Iowa:

We Do Amazing Things With Corn

  Kansas:

First Of The Rectangle States

  Kentucky:

Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

  Louisiana:

We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, That's Just Our Tourism Campaign

  Maine:

We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

  Maryland:

If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

  Massachusetts:

Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)

  Michigan:

First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

  Minnesota:

Land of 10,000 Lakes And 10,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

  Mississippi:

Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

  Missouri:

"SHOW ME" Doesn't Mean we always want to see what you got!  

Montana:

Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, & Very Little Else

  Nebraska:

Ask About Our State Motto Contest

  Nevada:

We take Crime and make a business out of it!

  New Hampshire:

Spend Your Money, Then Go Away And Leave Us Alone

  New Jersey:

You Want A #&#$%#@#! Motto? I Got Yer #&#$%#@#! Motto Right Here!

New Mexico:

Lizards Make Excellent Pets

  New York:

You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...

  North Carolina:

Tobacco Is A Vegetable

  North Dakota:

We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

  Ohio:

At Least We're Not Michigan

  Oklahoma:

Like The Play, Only No Singing

  Oregon:

Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner

  Pennsylvania:

Cook With Coal

  Rhode Island:

Not REALLY An Island

  South Carolina:

Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender

  South Dakota:

Closer Than North Dakota

  Tennessee:

The Educashun State

  Texas:

Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)   Utah:

Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

  Vermont:

Ayuh

  Virginia:

Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

  Washington:

Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

  Washington, D.C.:

Wanna Be Mayor?

  West Virginia:

One Big Happy Family... Really!

Wisconsin:

Come Cut The Cheese

  Wyoming:

Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared


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