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My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned . . .couldn't concentrate.


  ** Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.


  ** After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it - mainly because it was a sew-sew job.


  **  Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.


  ** Then I tried to be a chef. I figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn't have the thyme.


  ** I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut  the mustard.


  ** My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy enough.


  **   I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.


  **  Next was a job in a shoe factory. I tried, but I just didn't fit in.


  ** I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.


  ** I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.


  ** So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.


  ** I finally got a job as a historian - until I realized there was no future in it.


[This webpage was created by Kenny Mitchell for The Giggle Wall and ®2003]





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