^#^#^TOP TEN WAYS TO KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN RIPPED OFF ON THE PURCHASE OF YOUR NEW COMPUTER^#^#^
(Submitted by Shauna Marie)
10. Lower corner of the screen has the words "Etch a Sketch" on it.
9. When you insert a disk, it disappears and a loud "burp" follows.
8. You have to pedal it.
7. The manual contains one sentence, "Good Luck!"
6. The only chip inside is a Dorrito.
5. Whenever you turn it on, all the neighborhood dogs begin howling.
4. The monitor is made up of a blackboard and chalk.
3. Instead of a keyboard, it came with an Ouija board.
2. There is a "AA Batteries Not Included" sticker on the front.
And the #1 sign that you were ripped off buying that new computer...
1. The computer mouse came in a cage and has fur.
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