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The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.


The trees are whistling for the dogs.


The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.




You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.


You discover that in August it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.


You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.



You actually burn your hand opening the car door.


Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"



You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.


The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.


Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.


The cows are giving evaporated milk.





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