Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose Will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of the Telephone
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy Signal.
Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you Had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat Tire.
Traffic Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were In will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time)
Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases When you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't Work, it will.
Law of Itching....
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to The reach.
Theatre Rule....
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from The aisle arrive last
Law of Coffee....
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your Boss will ask you to do something which will last until The coffee is cold.
Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets...
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing Face down on a floor covering are directly correlated To the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
[This webpage was created by Kenny Mitchell for Uplifterland Ministries ®2007DEC. Thank You For Viewing This Page...]
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