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CREATOR'S UPGRADE NOTICE #~John 3:16~~~~

The maker of all human beings is reminding all units manufactured, effective immediately, regardless of make or year, due to a very serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart, need an all important Upgrade in their system.
This defect is due to a malfunction in the originals, Adam and Eve.
This defect has been technically termed "Souls In Need!" or more commonly known as "S-I-N," as it is primarily symptomized by loss of moral judgment
Some other symptoms include the following:

(a) Loss of direction
(b) Foul vocal emissions
(c) Memory Loss of Creator
(d) Lack of peace and joy
(e) Selfish or violent behavior
(f) Depression or confusion
(g) Fear
(h) Looking For A New Creator

The manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect.

To call for your personal Upgrade just call--- P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN by pressing R-E-P-E-N-T-A-N-C-E. Next, download J-E-S-U-S into the heart.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect has become, the JESUS repair will replace it with positive input!
Please see operating manual, HOLY BIBLE, for complete details on the use and application of these files.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human unit without the JESUS correction, voids the manufacturer's warranty.





DANGER: All human units not receiving this recall action will be scrapped in the fiery furnace for eternity.
The SIN defect must not be allowed to enter heaven.
There can be no exceptions.

Author: THE CREATOR "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have everlasting life." John 3:16



[THIS WEBPAGE WAS CREATED BY KENNY MITCHELL AND BASED ON AN ARTICLE SENT TO ME BY WAYNE WASH!]
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