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January~~~
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February~~~Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....Helllloooo!!!....bottles won't fit in printer !!!
March~~~
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April~~~
Trapped on escalator for hours .. ... power went out!!!
May~~~
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June~~~
Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July~~~Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August~~~
Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because it was a convertable.
September~~~
The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October~~~
Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November~~~
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December~~~
Couldn't call 911 ..... "duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
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