The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.



Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.



Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

A dog's parents never visit.



Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

You never have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go 24 hours a day.



Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.



A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.



Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:


If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.


[This page was created by Kenny Mitchell and submitted by Joanie Harrelson ® Nov.2008 by UplifterlandEAST]

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