"Those who do not plan for the future will have to live through it anyway."....

"Teach us to number our days aright, that we may gain a heart of wisdom." --Psalm 90:12

Kid's Thought For The Day: "Heredity is something a man believes in until his son begins acting like a delinquent."

"I never exaggerate, I just remember big."

"I think NASCAR (Car racing) would be much more exciting if, like in a skating rink, every 15 minutes someone announced it was time to reverse direction."

"There are dreamers and there are planners; the planners make their dreams come true."



"For I have plans for you, declares the Lord. Plan to prosper you and not to harm you. Plans to give you hope and a future." --Jeremiah 29:11

"You can make chores fun by telling everyone you are Cinderella. Unless you are a boy, in which case they might look at you a little funny."

"If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two and keep away from the children."

"Obstacles are what you see when you take your eyes off the goal."

"There is no finer investement for any community than putting milk into babies."



"Correction does much, but encouragement does more.

"Don't tell people you want to be a writer. Everyone will try to talk of you out of choosing a job with so little security, so it is better just to keep it to yourself, and prove them all wrong later."

"My doctor tells me I suffer from extreme hypochondria. He prescribed a strong placebo, but I don't think it's working.

"Chance favors prepared minds."

"The wise man stores up knowledge, but the mouth of a fool invites ruin." --Proverbs 10:14

"Don't worry about crossing the street until you get to the curb."

"Your kids will feed their new puppy the day you buy it and the days you threaten to take it back to the pet store."



"I've always written very tightly, and there's a good reason for that. There's no point in using words that you're not going to apply. You don't use words that are not going to be employed in the narrative or context. It should consist of short, sharply focused sentences, each of which is a whole scene in itself. By that, you put the reader right in there where the story is."

"I think that someone must have surveillance equipment set up in my living room, because every once in a while, someone on the TV will tell me what channel I'm watching. That really freaks me out, you know?"

"Giving away one cookie when you have two is harder than giving away ten when you have a whole batch."

"The easiest way to make sure your child goes to the dentist is to schedule the appointment during school hours."

"You never get ahead of anyone as long as you try to get even with him. If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your place look better."



"The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."


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