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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

Drive carefully.
It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.

Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.



If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.



Never buy a car you can't push.

Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don't have a leg to stand on.



The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?

You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.





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