°SHE WAS SO U N U P L I F T E R°


* She thought a quarterback was a refund.



* She thought General Motors was in the army.

* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."


    She Was Soooooooooooooo UNUplifter...


* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.

* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."


   She was Sooooooooooooooooo UNUplifter...


* She tripped over a cordless phone.

* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."

* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."


* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.


    She was Soooooooooooooooooooo UNUplifter...

* She studied for a blood test.

* She sold the car for gas money.

* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.

* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.


    She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo UNUplifter...

* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.

* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."

* She thought that Taco Bell was the Mexican Telephone Company...


[The following page was created by Kenny Mitchell and written in fun for the Giggle Wall and Submitted by Holley Mitchell and Linda Wood ®2005 by WebUplifterMinisties]