I CHILDPROOFED MY HOUSE, BUT THEY STILL GET IN.
On The Front) 60 IS NOT OLD.
On The Back)
IF YOU'RE A TREE.
I'M STILL HOT ... IT JUST COMES IN FLASHES.
AT MY AGE, "GETTING LUCKY" MEANS FINDING MY CAR IN THE PARKING LOT.
MY REALITY CHECK JUST BOUNCED!
I'M NOT 60. I'M $59.95 PLUS TAX.
I NEED SOMEBODY BAD. ARE YOU BAD?
BUCKLE UP. IT MAKES IT HARDER FOR THE ALIENS TO SNATCH YOU FROM YOUR CAR.
IT'S MY CAT'S WORLD. I'M JUST HERE TO OPEN CANS.
KEEP STARING....I MAY DO A TRICK.
WE GOT RID OF THE KIDS. THE CAT WAS ALLERGIC TO THEM.
DANGEROUSLY UNDER-MEDICATED.
MY MIND WORKS LIKE LIGHTNING. ONE BRILLIANT FLASH AND IT'S GONE.
EVERY TIME I HEAR THE DIRTY WORD "EXERCISE", I WASH MY MOUTH OUT WITH CHOCOLATE
CATS REGARD PEOPLE AS WARM-BLOODED FURNITURE.
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