°•°•°•p r e s e n t s:°•°•°
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE
She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.
She is not a BAD COOK
She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.
She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY
She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED.
She is not CONCEITED
She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES.
She does not want to be MARRIED
She wants to lock you in DOMESTIC INCARCERATION.
She does not GAIN WEIGHT
She is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER.
She does not TEASE or FLIRT
She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.
She is not DUMB
She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
She is not TOO SKINNY
She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT.
She does not HAVE A MUSTACHE
She is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE SIDE.
She does not HATE TELEVISED SPORTS
She is ATHLETICALLY IGNORANT.
She has not BEEN AROUND
She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME
She commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE.
She does not GO SHOPPING
She is MALL FLUENT.
She is not an AIR HEAD
She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
She does not get FAT or CHUBBY
She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY.
She is not COLD or FRIGID
She is THERMALLY INACCESSIBLE.
She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP
She has reached COSMETIC SATURATION.
She does not NAG YOU
She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE....
[This webpage was created by Kenny Mitchell for the GIGGLE WALL.®2005 WebUplifterMinistries.]
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