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..approved insults about women for the 21st Century...


She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE

She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.


She is not a BAD COOK

She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.


She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY

She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED.


She is not CONCEITED

She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES.


She does not want to be MARRIED

She wants to lock you in DOMESTIC INCARCERATION.


She does not GAIN WEIGHT

She is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER.


She does not TEASE or FLIRT

She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.


She is not DUMB

She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.


She is not TOO SKINNY

She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT.


She does not HAVE A MUSTACHE

She is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE SIDE.


She does not HATE TELEVISED SPORTS

She is ATHLETICALLY IGNORANT.


She has not BEEN AROUND



She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.


She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME

She commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE.


She does not GO SHOPPING

She is MALL FLUENT.


She is not an AIR HEAD

She is REALITY IMPAIRED.


She does not get FAT or CHUBBY



She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY.


She is not COLD or FRIGID

She is THERMALLY INACCESSIBLE.


She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP



She has reached COSMETIC SATURATION.


She does not NAG YOU

She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE....


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