If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Can you make a candle out of your earwax?

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?

"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?

Are marbles made of marble?



Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??

Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?



If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

Why are Pringles curved?

What happens if your snot freezes in your nose?

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?

If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?



If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn't you be able to go anywhere you want?

If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?



What would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon?

If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn't we now be seeing people from the future?

Do pyromaniacs wear blazers?

If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?

Is sign language the same in languages other than English?

Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?



Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?


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