Clean enough to be healthy but dirty enough to be happy        


  Kitchen closed - - this chick has had it!        


  So this isn't Home Sweet Home Adjust!      

  Ring Bell for Maid Service. If no answer do it yourself!  


  I clean house every other day. Today is the other day!    


  If you write in the dust, please don't date it!  


  ~~ I would cook dinner but I can't find the can opener! ~~        


  My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it!    


  A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.                


  I came, I saw, I decided to order take out....  


  If you don't like my standards of cooking. Lower your standards.        


  A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.                  


  A balanced diet is dark chocolate in one hand and white chocolate in the other.


  If you can laugh at yourself, you will always be amused.  


  Help keep the kitchen clean--- EAT OUT!            


  *My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines.*


        Shopping forever!! Housework, never!


        Remember only dull women have immaculate houses.  


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