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..YOU KNOW YOU'RE ALL




6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

You hear your favorite song on an elevator.



You watch the Weather Channel enough to know their daily schedules.



Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.



You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."



You're the one calling the police because those kids next door won't turn down the stereo.



You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.

Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.


Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.



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