Noo these windows are ok to lean on.

Don't worry it has airbags.

Hey whats that buzzing noise?

Don't worry its not that deep.

One time at band camp.



No, he doesnt bite.

Hey look a light at the end of the tunnel.

I can pass this guy.

My brakes are fine.

Nice doggy.



I think it's trying to communicate...

"Na, I don't think we need to go to the hospital."

"It's a dud! It's a dud! It's a du...".

"Don't touch the red button!"

Gee, that's a cute tattoo.

It's fireproof.

What does this button do?

So, you're a cannibal.



Are you sure the power is off?

Pull the pin and count to what?

Which wire was I supposed to cut?

I wonder where the mother bear is.

I've seen this done on TV.

These are the good kind of mushrooms.

I'll hold it and you light the fuse.



You look just like Charles Manson

Let it down slowly.

OK, I'll go ahead and make your day.

This doesn't taste right.

I can make this light before it changes

I can do that with my eyes closed

look ma! no hands!

Hey that's not a violin.

Don't be so superstitious.

Now watch this!!!

"Luke, I lied. Bill Shatner is your real father." -- Darth Vader

"A-four and a-three and a-two and a-one..." -- Lawrence Welk



"And now that I'm running my life support equipment through Windows 95, I'll never have to worry about-- beeeeeeeep..."

"I eat guys like you for breakfast!" -- Jeffrey Dahmer

"How's he gonna read that magazine rolled up like that?" -- insect

"No, dude, this stuff is completely natural and safe, man. That's why it's called 'herbal.'"

"Hey, Lizzie, get off your fat lazy butt and cut me some firewood!" -- Mr. Borden



"Yoko, why don't *you* try to sing one?

Don't worry, I'm sure it's dead by now.

Let's split up, we'll cover more ground.

I dunno, press the button and find out.

Hello, is anyone home?

Oops.

Don't worry, it's not contagious.

Allright, let's see, how do we work this thing?

Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

He can't hear us, he's miles away

I'll be right back.

I'm sure this isn't the poisonous kind.



Don't worry, we outnumber them.

Hey, what's that beeping sound?

I'm sure it's just the wind.

Of course it's safe!

No, this tribe is peaceful!




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