~~how to drive people crazy on an elevator~~





Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.



Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator.
Wear yours upside-down.

Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.



When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"

Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

Start a sing-along.



When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

Lean against the button panel.

Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.



Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

Bring a chair along.

Blow spit bubbles.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.



Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."

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