You refer to the windshield as the exit.




As a safety measure, you removed the rear and side view mirrors because they were "distracting."


You keep hearing "Where did you get your license?" from that nosy guy on your hood.


You use the pedals like on a bicycle: left, right, left, right...


Instead of "wash me," people write "kill me" on the back of your car.


You have even managed to roll a bumper car.




Even the people in your carpool are giving you the finger.


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