---the top reasons babies really cry...
-The tape on his diaper is sticking to his skin instead.
-He wishes he could talk already.
-He can't remember where his thumb is or how to get it to his lips.
-He senses that each and every time he has to have a shirt put on him, it's going to be like getting born all over again.
-He's fairly certain that his arms and legs are going to fly off, now that he's not still living in a tight little space.
-He thinks that when you suction his nose, you're really after his brains.
-He smelled chocolate on your breath, and he's fairly certain you're holding out on him, food-wise.
-He's heard the rumors about cats wanting to suck the breath of tiny babies. The cat told him.
-He senses a distinction between pacifiers and the one you have just given him is his least favorite.
-The stuffed animals you've decorated his crib with are terrifying him, and he wants them hurled overboard.
-It's tough being an entity in a body that you don't yet have the instruction manual for.
-He wonders if one of these days, you're going to expect him to breast-feed you, and he's pretty sure he doesn't have enough milk.
-He's still mad about that umbilical thing falling off, and he wonders if the fingers and toes will be the next to go.
-He has no confidence in the pediatrician you chose.
-He was insulted when he overheard someone say he has a nose like his grandfather.
-All in all, he liked the womb better.This having to remember to breathe is really a drag.
-He heard another baby sneeze in the hospital nursery, and he's not sure he knows how to do that.
-He can't remember his own name.
-He's not sure who you're supposed to complain to when things aren't working out.
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