- Your bedroom isn't cluttered. It's just "passage restrictive."
- Kids don't get grounded anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps."
- You're not late. You just have a "rescheduled arrival time."
- You're not having a bad hair day. You're suffering from "rebellious follicle syndrome."
- No one's tall anymore. He's "vertically enhanced."
- You're not shy. You're "conversationally selective."
- You're not long-winded. You're just "abundantly verbal."
- It's not called gossip anymore. It's "the speedy transmission of near-factual information."

[this funny page was created by Kenny Mitchell for WebUplifterMinistries.®2005]
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