- Your bedroom isn't cluttered. It's just "passage restrictive."


- Kids don't get grounded anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps."




- You're not late. You just have a "rescheduled arrival time."


- You're not having a bad hair day. You're suffering from "rebellious follicle syndrome."


- No one's tall anymore. He's "vertically enhanced."


- You're not shy. You're "conversationally selective."


- You're not long-winded. You're just "abundantly verbal."


- It's not called gossip anymore. It's "the speedy transmission of near-factual information."




[this funny page was created by Kenny Mitchell for WebUplifterMinistries.®2005]



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