-----p r e s e n t s:-----







- So-called "dial tone" is just a guy with a kazoo...



- Everyone you talk to sounds like the drive-through at Wendy's...


- All calls are ten cents for the first minute, $94 each additional minute...


- In the background of every call you make you hear giggling...


- When you tell the operator you're trying to call a friend in Vermont, she laughs and says, "Hey pal, this ain't the Jetsons!"...


- No matter what number you dial, the same guy answers...


- They bill you for calls made by somebody named Pepe, and when you complain, they say, "Whatsa problem, man, you no like Pepe?"...


- Their slogan is "-Try- to reach out and touch someone."...



[This humorous look at a very crazy world was created by Kenny Mitchell ®2007MAY for UPLIFTERLAND MINISTRIES. Thank You for Viewing it and we hope you got a smile or two from it.]


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