The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was
Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but
it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class
because it was a weapon of math disruption.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll
still be stationery.
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited
for littering.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result
in Linoleum Blownapart.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.
One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a-head.'
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then
it hit me.
A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said:
'Keep off the Grass.'
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a
hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse
said,
'No change yet.'
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a
small medium, at large.
The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is
now a seasoned veteran.
In democracy it's your vote that counts. In
feudalism it's your count that votes.
When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
----from Joanie 10-7-08......
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