THINGS I WISH THEY WOULD QUIT DOING AT CHURCH>>>>>....


I don't mean to be complaining about the things that go on at church but.....a few things could change, get better or totally stop...for instance....

They could take that old picture of our preacher when He was a hippie out of the church bulletin, I mean, it's been there forever.

Those folks that have those fake hand shakes, yuck!--and I wish the preacher would quit making me feel like a sinner.

I would like some upbeat sermons sometimes.

Truthfully I wish there were less preaching and more singing and worshipping.

But I do wish the choir leader would pick out some songs with a beat to them, most of the old songs are worn out.

And how many times do they have to pass the offering dish around, 3 times in one service is too much!

I wish there would stop being NOTHING sometimes, it's just right...but then you have those brothers and sisters that have gotten to the point of hating each other, that shouldn't be in the house of the Lord.

How about the folks that get caught sleeping, even snoring during the service.
I would like to see at less CHURCHY atmosphere and a more GODLY one. I think that is a much more attractive feature.

My biggest complaint is that carboard-type bread they serve at the Lord's Supper, I wish they could change brands.

I think they have too many social events, every time I turn around they are finding a reason for eating.

I really wish they would quit dismissing service. I just wish it could go on and on, like it will someday in Heaven..

But on Sunday morning most people can't sit still for longer than 30 minutes without looking at their watches...

Well, I guess if we were perfect we wouldn't need to go to church anyway!!


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