Don't throw a brick straight up.

Don't take long naps while driving.

Walk around toxic waste dumps, not through them.



Your body has the correct number of holes in it. Don't make more.

Don't stick body parts into electrical outlets.

When using an acetylene torch, don't feel the flame to see if it's sufficiently hot.

Don't tie yourself to an airplane propeller.

When you are in bed, remember to close your eyes.

No matter how tempting it is to be one with nature, stay on the outside of all fences at the zoo.

When sticking thumb tacks into bulletin boards, press on the flat end.

"Time" magazine is not suitable to wear on your wrist. Get a watch.

For faster elevator service, it does not help at all to press the elevator button many times.



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