---The following webpage will at first make you smile, then you will realize..it is not that far off either in time or truth.....May the Lord Have Mercy On Us All....editor, Kenny Mitchell..









Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.


Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.


Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.


Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.



Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.


George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.


Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.


85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.


Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.


Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.


Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.


Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.


New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.


IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.


Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.



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