It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate his father.


It rarely occurs to teenagers that the day will come when they'll know as little as their parents.




Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.



One child is often not enough, but two children can be far too many.

You can learn many things from children... like how much patience you have.



Summer vacation is a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid.

There would be fewer problems with children if they had to chop wood to keep the television set going.



Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.



[This webpage was created by Kenny Mitchell For Your Smiles and Enjoyment. ®2007DEC by Uplifterland Ministries.]


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