The Cassarole
A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girl-friends, when she said, "Oh, No! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband!
"He's going to be really ticked if it's not ready on time." When she got home, she realized she didn't have enough time to go to the supermarket, and all she had in the cupboard is a wilted lettuce leaf, an egg and a can of cat food.
In a panic, she opened the can of cat food, stirred in the egg and garnished it with the lettuce leaf just as her husband pulled up.
She greeted her husband and then watched in horror as he sat down to his dinner. To her surprise, the husband really enjoyed his meal. "Darling, this has to be one of the best dinner you have made for me in forty years of marriage. You can make this for me any day."
Needless to say, every golf day from then on, the woman made her husband the same dish. She told her golf partners about it and they were all horrified.
"You're going to kill him!" they exclaimed. Two months later, her husband died.
The women were sitting around when one of them said,
"You killed him! We told you that feeding him that cat food every week would do him in! How can you just sit there so calmly knowing you murdered your husband?"
The wife stoically replied, "I didn't kill him. He fell off the
windowsill while he was licking his ass."
