Da May Dat Didn't Come

May was a furry strange monff dis year, an I kept not writin about it cuz I kept waitin for May to come! I knows all dem days was in dere, cuz I ate my food (well, sorta) an took lotsa naps, an listened to my mom bein grumpy bout how May didn't efen wanna come! I doesn't know what happent! It was more winter, an more wet, an not like Spring atall! Pooey!

Da sad thing was, it was purrty much cold an wet an snowy all ofur where all da kitties I know is! My mom kept talkin bout some globull warmies an wasn't dey efur gonna come! We needed dem real bad! Den I saw onna paper, befur I bit some pieces outta it to make it look better, how da reason it was still so cold all ofur was cuz of da globull warmies. Scuse me?? Warmies makes it cold?? Not at my house!

Well, dat's what happens if mew listens to humans try to splain things. Dey isn't furry good at it and somma dem gots wild stories dey wants all da offurs to belief. But lotsa da offur humans knows better dan to belief stories steadda what dey sees wif der own eyes. Same as kitties knows. So maybe dere's hope fur a few of dem humans. *sigh*

In da meantime I needed my lectric blankie efury night, an my mom was markin on da calendar an saying furry impurrlite words efury time da heat furnace came on in our house. Da heat came on again, she would complain, an it's May twenty-somethinffff!!!

So I gif up, I'm thru wishing fur Spring to come cuz it isn't gonna, it's already too late! I wants summer. Can summer come purrlease? Is dere still summer? Oh, I hope so!