Osama, we're gonna get ya!!

Strangers on my flight,
turbans they're packing.
Wondering if they might
plan a hijacking.
They could pull a stunt
before this flight is through.
Something's on their minds
I saw them mutter.
What's that in their hands?
Looks like box cutters!
I'm gonna kick some ass
if they make a move.
Strangers on my flight,
two smelly people
and they're not talking right;
and in a moment
I will grab a baseball bat
and that will be that!
Swing like Joe DiMaggio
and rip them both a new a**hole.
And if they pick a fight
and try to screw us
I'll punch out their lights,
just like Joe Louis.
It would feel so right
for strangers on my flight.
rat-a-ta-ta-ta
bada bing bang boom
zooma zooma zoom
send those bastards to the moon!